#I AM GOING SILLLY

[userblaney]

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[fishlung8877]

Shitfucked animatic storyboardinf in Ms paint.. yeagh

Song lyrics from The Soul Eclectic by Chonny Jash

[fatimajpeg]

adding to this

This was an interesting article to read. I think it's a little simple but still fun to skim thru.

[mitunatuna]

intro:

I'm cj or tunatuna,, or mitunatuna :3 or Tim,, or bastard, or whatever you might wish to call me as long as it isn't like uhhmmhm bad or soemthign,, 😭

ME WHEN I UHMMMM

ALSO ME WHEN I UHM!!! thith ith altho me

And me AGAIN!!!!

OH BTW LMAO I MIGHT SAY I'M A CERTAIN CHARACTER.. AND I MIGHT SAY MY NAME IS THAT CERTAIN CHARACTERS NAME.. BUT I'M NOT AN IRL KINNIE..? FICTIONKIN? IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED? UHH I THINK I'M NOT.. SHRUGS...

SOUR WATER MELON RAISINS ENTHUSIST.

Simple dni such as genuine homophobes, sexists, and racists..

Dni if you're a gore watcher

Proshipper

Kiddie fiddler

A groomer

And please don't vent under my posts.. :(

If you need to vent go somewhere else..

Or if you support any of those

Or if you are above the age of 30.

I am a minor

I have ADHD (diagnosed)

Aaaanndd I've been told by a few people I might be autistic (including my mom) but I kinda doubt that honestly but I don't know

Free palestine 🇵🇸

Weird nerd losers I ❤ you

My art tag is: #19 dollar fortnite card

AND My STORY TIME TAG : #BASTARD STORYTIME!!

Hell park fan

Color quest fan

Wire fan in general (they got too much awesome work for me to name,, LOVE YOU WIRE!! YOU ROCK!!)

South park fan

NEW HOMESTUCKIE!!!!!

I do song reccomendation of the day so heres the tag for that: song rec otd (lowkey forget all the time) no song otd = busy/forgot/weekend

Also song otd is Mon-fri

I know nobody gives a flying fuck but whatever man

DO NOT ASK ME FOR MONEY. I DON'T HAVE ANY.

I don't tolerate racial slurs.. AT ALL.

Some slurs I can tolerate like the f slur I guess (ONLY IF YOU'RE GAY YOU CAN SAY IT IG)

If you come here to be a dick expect me to just block you

If you make fun of the way I type then you're a little bitch how about that

FUCK YOU HOES!!

If you have any old art from wire PLEASE... PLEASE DM IT TO ME OR SEND IT IN AN ASK OH MY GOD

2010 2012 color quest art,, whenever I find some it feels like I found diamonds in Minecraft and then I uhh EXPLODE!!

I honestly dgaf what pronouns you use on me. People use she or he mostly but I usually go by he.. And sometimes pronouns can get a little SILLLY!! okay let's be real here,, Sure, it's annoying AND IT SUCKS when someone misgenders you on accident but dude no need to freak out and hate them forever and then go blasting them on social media,,, if it is an accident it's an accident. (If it's on purpose that's a whole other story.. And don't even get me started about forcing others to refer to you with your neopronouns.. Have them all you want and have fun but sorry I ain't referring to you in convos as "oh yeah, and aliencatself said so and so!" Don't cancel me please 🙁😓)

Also uhhhh

Fuck gender norms

Fuck conformity

Fuck those stupid tiktok insecurities that pop up every week

And fuck you Jimmy urine from msi

MSI has fucking awesome music but I HATTTTEEEEEEE YOU JIMMY. THAT'S WHY YOUR LAST NAME IS PISS.

Ps, this is my son btw if you didnt know 🙁🥺

He's very sillay isn't he

He's MY son. NOT YOURS!!!!!!

[phightinghottakes]

Something on the topic of Subspace.

Look, I love him. I love shoving headcanons onto him and making him a degenerate weirdo, but I would never say he's 'innocent', or 'cute', or 'twinky'. Now, I'm not going to discuss his sexuality it my mind, that's not the point of this hot take. The point is his personality.

He is the lead scientist/engineer of a large, powerful, most likely evil faction. He has created, for this faction, murderous, aggresive robots. He actually shows some level of 'fondness', towards these menaces to society (crying to them, calling them his children, blah blah blah), even being fully aware of their destructive purposes. He is most likely planning to take over crossroads, and, lastly, he RIPPED OUT A MAN'S EYE. He is not a sillly little twink. He is a fully grown maniac. Now, am I saying you're in the wornd for putting him in twinkish clothing? No. Tbh, evil characters can wear... 'sexy' clothing, as long as you acknowledge that they are, at base, evil. I find it ironic, really, to put such blatantly horrendous concepts of people into such skimpy attire.

I would also like to say that there is nothing wring with imagining him to be gay, or that he has crushes, or is whiny (because he is whiny), or that he's a very sexually charged person. Yes, the phighters don't have genitals or sex, but making out is still a thing, and people write whatever they want to write atthis point. A pink lego-man getting railed by another lego-man is the least of our problems when people are writing actual rape and incest.

The only thing that annoys me, personally, is when people try to make him just 'a silly goober.' You can make him as horny or feminine or whatever as you want, as long as you acknowledge that he is a horrible person, who does not deserve to be thought of as innocent or sweet. If I'm being truthful, it's not even Subkit that I see him being mischaracterized in the most (it's Medkit), it's in Substaff where I see Subspace being characterized as if he's a little baby who just wants to be loved, and who will make an attempt to be a sweet, gentle partner. He WOULD NOT. I also see this done with Banhammer and Broker and, of course, Medkit. People love taking rude and stoic, or crazed and evil characters and making them sweet and soft and needy. I'll speak on that more another time though.

Subspace is evil. He is a whiny bitch, yes, but he is also a crazed man (with a decaying/rotting body, btw). He might be gay, he might be horny, Idk, but he isn't soft, he isn't sweet, and he is TOXIC in all senses.

I still love him though <3

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[pianomanismyprincess]

the flags being sillly brain rot. i am going to explode

[celestie0]

ELLIEEEE.

i read ch 3 of ihm and wanted to share my thoughts and praises of how freaking amazing your work is!!!!

"I would rather make love to one of those inflatable balloon salesmen at car dealerships that flail and flap around in the wind than let you touch me for the purpose of sex."

girl, the way i straight up CACKLED. how are you so freaking good at banter? like my queen, what is your secret, i could kiss your brain. the moment i started the chapter and read this i already knew it was gonna be another BANGER.

"I don’t really go after women with daddy issues."

💀 💀 💀 bruh. the way gojo is just casually throwing shade while watching CNN. i am loooooving this ihm gojo so fking much.

“Oh, thank god,” he exhales in relief, “I almost thought it was an avocado for a second.”

this whole little argument was so fun and sillly GAH i just loved it so much. the way you describe y/n when she gets mad is just ✨GOLD✨ like idk how to describe it, i just love how you manage to make her have such a spark. she's got a backbone and a heart. sometimes i manage to fall for your y/n more than your gojo 🤭 hehe

“The dog had rabies. It bit an old man. Had to put it down,” he deadpans.

OH MY GOD 💀 this fking scene with choso. girl, this whole story gives me such romcom vibes, like damn you deliver, yet another line that made me cackle.

“Your capacity for catastrophization never fails to amaze me,” he says. You’re pretty sure your therapist said something similar to you last week, too. 

i felt personally attacked here 😭 fking choso lol.

Also, why the fuck didn’t he get you chocolates from London?!?!?! The fucking snake. 

RIGHT?!?!?! WTF GOJO???? oh my god this was hilarious though, y/n being caught in her lie 🤭 girls gotta get her stories straaaaight. to be fair though, makes sense why she didn't realize gojo was out of town considering how much she's got on her plate rn.

So who really got the last laugh? Day shift workers. Literally.

this is so sad 😞 this aint fair. like why do the people that are working their asses off at ungodly hours to save and help people get the shit end of the stick? wow, much love and respect to health care workers. i can only imagine how hard it must be, in more ways than one.

 (who the fuck drinks juice from a coffee mug)

the same kind of sick fucker that would probably eat string cheese whole 😡 nah, this is a crime.

So you just relish in the ridiculous feeling of being on all fours in your vintage grandma nightgown in front of your shirtless and, breaking news: very hot, fake husband.

again, ROMCOM vibes. this is so hilarious 🤭 like y/n, my girl, i would be right there with you checking him out 👀 the way you described gojo shirtless.... 🥵😩🤚🏻

“Why the fuck would I call someone for a job I could do myself?”

oh. my. god. this fucking hit HOME for me LOL. my own dad literally has like 10+ ongoing unfinished projects bc he refuses to pay someone to do it professionally. it's like a pride thing, but daaaaamn my mom be mad when theres like, an open hole in the roof for weeks. ihm is giving such DILF vibes and i am absolutely HERE FOR IT.

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and lastly

JUNO.

need i say more??? she is so PURE and i must protect her at all costs 😩 UGHHHH i was so misty eyed when she was crying about being bullied. and the way you wrote y/n comforting her and interacting with her 😩😩😩🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻 eeeeeep, i hope we get to see gojo and juno interact in the future bc anything with men and kids is literally my kryptonite. the few little tidbits with him wearing the slippers and having my little pony on the tv already made me smile so big 🤭🥰

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okaaaay, literally i love your work so much, and i feel like i never say it enough so i really want you to understand just how fking incredible you are. like seriously, i love the entire tone of ihm. like you said, the writing style is so laid back, but that adds even more to the appeal, and when the serious moments hit you shift the tone so effortlessly that DAMN those moments hit even more.

i can already see just how much you can accomplish with this series and i'm really looking forward to seeing your vision come to fruition. you are incredible, ellie ❤️ thanks for sharing such an amazing story with us.

-aly💕

HIIII aly omg thanks so much for this review of ch3 ihm!! it means sm to meee :'') i'm cracking up so hard reading this BAHHAH

girl, the way i straight up CACKLED. how are you so freaking good at banter? like my queen, what is your secret, i could kiss your brain. the moment i started the chapter and read this i already knew it was gonna be another BANGER.

pls reader really came to cut a knife w that comeback i think even ihm gojo was like damn woman chill 😂😂 as for the banter i have conversations w myself like i am crazy ❤️❤️ helps w dialogue LOL

omg thanks you for enjoying ihm reader <3 i have worries ab her being a little much but honestly i'd ride n die for her she's going thru a lot bahaha. but i'm so happy you see that spark!! and yes i try to picture romcom & kdrama vibes when i write ihm xD just like kinda cringe and absurd at times but also surprisingly heartfelt? hahah

ahhh yea sm respect for night shift workers, esp those in healthcare. it's a suuuuper rough lifestyle and there's a lot of research that shows how detrimental it is to the body in the long term, and there are ppl who work the nightshift for like 20+ years. it's crazy

PLEASE MY DAD IS THE SAME HE ALWAYS WANNA BE FIXING THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE DAD IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS I'M TIRED OF WASHING MY DISHES BY HAND PLS JUST CALL SOMEONE 😭😭😭 no but yea that scene was funny to write bc it was giving dilf vibes but also he's so unconvincing of his abilities to fix things xD idc tho as long as i get to see his abs while he's on his back working on sumn under the sink 👍🏼👍🏼

eeeeeep, i hope we get to see gojo and juno interact in the future bc anything with men and kids is literally my kryptonite. the few little tidbits with him wearing the slippers and having my little pony on the tv already made me smile so big 🤭🥰

AW thanks sm for liking juno <3 i've never written a kid character before and also i haven't been around children in so long so i was like watching youtube videos of children trying foreign country foods to see what tf they sound like xD anyways yesss omg i love men w kids. like sir pls lemme give u babies :// imeanwhatwhosaidthat

like you said, the writing style is so laid back, but that adds even more to the appeal, and when the serious moments hit you shift the tone so effortlessly that DAMN those moments hit even more.

AHHH thanks sm i could cry srs this is such a sweet thing to say :'') yea that tonal shfit stuff is tuff but to hear it's coming off is so relieving thanks so much aly <33 and for all your words too 😭😭 i hope you have a wonderful saturday!!!

much loveee ❤️❤️

[saturnaous]

i love doing this actually. it's so funny to me. artist is known to be religious and even to make songs about their experiences. their songs have religious metaphors and symbolism that is pretty clear if you are aware they are religious (i am). i waddle in with my box of fma volumes in hand and point and giggle at the fma references buried deep into the song. this has happened like four times at least. probably more that i dont remember

feels like " 'the savior! the father! the son! the spirit! i am a believer i believe. god. i am going to say god's name! at least twice throughout this song! the cross. the crucify' waow...,.. elricpilled. van hohenheim even. ling yao" sometimes istg

YELp. . .fma religion,. . . . it's almost as if. . .you worship fma /sillly

[sunset-bridge]

HI CHADKAMIIII :3 your title thing says oyu have a sister how is she ? is she doing well ?? happpy inaba fool day thats every dy though

sillly seal if either of you are sad ... Real chads LET THEMSELVES FEEL AND PROCESS THEIR EMOTIONS !!!!! GRHAHAHAHAA !!

HEY i remember you from last year! happy to receive your fanmail.

I DO have a sister her names Nanako and shes literally the best i will fight anyone that says otherwise. Shes doing well. Thanks for asking. Shes kinda sad since im going back to the city. we talk a ton by the phone but like. its not the same.

hehheh silly

anyways. i guess you are right . maybe...im THE inaba fool........oh no....i think my uncle caught this illness one day.

COUGH anyways . wow thats a cute animal. i am kinda sad. no, i am really sad. but enough of that. i understand what you're saying but i still need to keep up my public image. thanks

[joylessthoughts]

A part of me wants this to be my good bye letter. The letter everyone reads and tries to dissect as to why I would do such a thing

I want this to be the letter

I’m so lonely and no one understands, I push people away because I’m so deeply afraid of letting someone in. I’m so scared of letting people in. And the older I get the harder it is to make friends who actually care. I’m tired of being alone in my room making shit that brings me no joy.. I’m so tired of nights where I can’t keep my mind off of you… I’m tired of constantly dreaming of being somewhere else. I’m sad and I need help

I get high in my room everyday… I live in the middle of no where with no car… I’m trapped.

And it’s always this “I”, me, me,me…. I’m so tired of me.

I feel sillly so dumb and stupid that I can’t just make myself happy

I want to be happy but I’m not

I just feel so damn dumb

I ran away to LA for 2 months just to end up broke and depressed with nothing to show for it… I am stupid I missed out on a lot of opportunities just because I was hung up on a guy who didn’t even really like me.

Im tired of asking my friends for second chances

I hate admitting that I want more friends, experiences, life to happen…

It’s just not fair… it’s just not fucking fair

When is my brain going to stop linking things back to him? How much more time do I need to have pass to forget this fucking loser? And why now?! Huh? Why alllll of a sudden he’s on my mind? I had a dream about him the other day…. Why won’t my brain just stop?

Why now?

Why…

How do I even get the thoughts to stop?

I feel like I just keep dating losers who don’t like me…

Apart of me wants to give dating a break.. just be done with it for a while. But I still do like sex and having that connection with someone… i don’t even know where to go from here really…

So many parts of me want to get up and just GO! Brysin just seems like too much of a mommas boy for me, he loves being babied a whole lot and I honestly just want a man… why does everything feel so stupid and why am I still so hurt?????

He didn’t like me… that should literally be the end of that. So WHYYYYYYYY?!? Do I feel like shit about it

Why please why

[kqtmansmokeschronic]

my guy

i know youve had a bad week, youve been sick and dealing with your depression coming up more and breaking your phone and your paycheck being short but you dont need to be upset about that, a single phone call to make sure you get paid for all of your days and thats it, and when you get paid you can buy a new phone there super cheap now for a smart phone so dont worry about that you'll get a new phone soon if you need to ask your mom to buy it now and pay her back. those are all small problems with easy fixes its okay, and i know youve been down more than usual but thats okay too, its not forever youre going to come out of it, you arent losing yourself its just the shitty times we have to deal with and youve done it so well you're so strong im so proud of you. i really am because youve handled it so much better than i ever could, i completly gave in and now i need heavy heavy medication to get through each day. dont stress yourself out and worry about what you havnt done just start real slow, just brish your teeth today, and wash your face, and tomrrow you can brush your teeth and take a shower just take it slow in little steps, i love you. its really sillly but i'll tell you what i do when i get like that sometimes i imagine what itd be like if you were here and i wouldnt want you to have to be around me like that so it helps me kind of take care of myself i kinda do it for you if that makes sense

[s0ullxss]

Why does it always happen?

Everytime I see the pain and sorrows of a friend, I just instantly put myself down. .

Why am I like this? I know that I have my own problems and they are valid..! But something inside me just screams that my problems are nothing, completely nothing compared to my friends problems.. Yeah my friends suffer and I do so too, but yet I feel like I shouldn't.. I do have an pretty okay life compared to what they go through..

It sucks feeling like a piece of shit just because I don't feel like my problems are valid..

I hate seeing my friends feeling miserable..! I want to do something against it..! But I can't even do something about my own misery, so how am I supposed to help others then. . . I don't want my friends to feel miserable, I want to help, I want them to be happy. . But how on earth am I supposed to do that..

I hate how my heart aches over every little vent they do and here I am, not able to say a word that would help or cheer them up.. I'm such a useless friend.. I'm good "entertainment" cause I keep forcing myself to say silly stuff and do sillly things. .

But what if they laugh because they feel ashamed of me and not because those silly things I do/say are funny. .?

I get told I'm important and they need me and I believe it. . I really do believe them.. it's just my head won't let go of those thoughts: "What if they lied?", "What if I am just a silly little clown to them?", "What if I just disappeared? Would they really miss me or forget me within a few days. .?" I really hate myself for those thoughts. .

I really love my friends, I just sometimes wished I could understand someone better.. I feel like no matter how hard I try I just get it wrong.. I mean I often don't understand their jokes and take it to heart and that hurts. . I just wish I would understand it and not misunderstand it every single time. . I swear to god I can't even properly communicate with other's without thinking they're seriously mad at me when they ain't using any kind of emoji/emojicons or tag tones

I think I'm just a broken machine that can't work no more..

[figitorynonsense]

1. Were you named after anybody?

nope, I don’t think so lmao

also what do you know, my name also means happiness !!

2. When was the last time you cried

last friday

3. Do you have kids?

nope, am a minor and i dont plan to lmao

4. Do you use sarcasm alot?

yes but i either make it really obvious or use tone tags so dw if you dont notice im using sarcasm lmao

5. What sports have you played?

do i have to answer that

basketball (a little) and a teeny tiny bit of soccer

im sticking to art thoug

6. Whats the first thing you notice about someone?

their personality (and it sticks), if i talk to them and theyre a dickhead i associate them as a dickhead

7. Eye color?

dark brown :3!!1!!1

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

for me it would be a happy ending or both (i don’t know why im a sucker for characters going through the worst shit ever and then yay sillly happy ending)

9. Any special talents?

does aggressive self-loathing and being unhealthy count

jokes aside art and writing ig?? chess maybe???

10. Where were you born?

china 🤯🤯🤯

11. What are your hobbies?

drawing and writing, complaining, and aggressively hyperfixating on a cartoon

12. Do you have any pets?

nah

13. How tall are you?

im a relatively young person that happened to stumble onto tumblr so like 5’0-5’3??

14. Favorite subject in school?

literature subjects ftw 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

15. Dream job?

well thats complicated

sculptor, animator or author ig

@kaijuhasmentalproblems @somewandomnoob not forced lemiau…

15 Questions

Tagged by: @empty-cryptid @waitingonavision @naoko-world

1. Were you named after anybody?

My aunt, a star, and a book character!

2. When was the last time you cried?

Not much of a crier!

3. Do you have kids?

Only the furry kind!

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I do enjoy sarcasm, but I try to indicate when I do.

5. What sports do you play/have played?

Softball when I was a kid. I hate sports.

6. What's the first thing you notice about someone?

Hair color if it’s dyed, or outfit or jewelry. I like giving random compliments when I can!

7. Eye color?

Greenish blue

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings for sure. I have a low tolerance for scary movies; I fall for every jump scare.

9. Any special talents?

Writing a lot, I guess?

10. Where were you born?

In the lair of a dragon

11. What are your hobbies?

Writing, tiki drinks, drawing!

12. Do you have any pets?

A cat and a corgi!

13. How tall are you?

5'1"

14. Favorite subject in school?

Cultural anthropology

15. Dream job?

I like my job, but I wouldn’t say no to living on the beach in the tropics ~~I don’t think that’s a job~~

Tagging (no pressure):

@the-sleepydetective @is-acat @minty-mumbles

[dawnleaf37]

ev from bobev

[lynne-monstr]

i have 3 days of heavy socializing ahead of me and even though i like these people there is still a big part of me that is already tired just thinking about it.

[undermattsun-archive]

ushijima x fem!reader x kita | w.c 1.2k

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a/n: omg ok so here’s my fic for the super cool + epic collab for my server ;)) i’m rlly nervous cus i’ve never written a. fic like this so pls don’t be mean!!!! but like pls leave a comment below <333 also don’t forget to follow me (or i’ll BITE U jk xD) omg omg ok and don’t forget to check out the other fics for this super epic hot collab <33333 right here kidnapped by hq !!!!!!

warnings: inane rambling, i literally did not proofread this i would take breaks and start again without checking what i wrote last so it’s defs not coherent

I was just ur every day kind of girl. Nothing special to anyone...not ev en myself. All i knew was wake up, brush my hair (and teeth obvi!!)  and go out and go to university and to my part time job as a waitress ina  diner where not a lot of people would go to. Anway today was one of those boring days, i woke up with my alarm blaring at 6:00 am because i have a class at 8:00 am… it’s my least favorite one too. But yeah so i got up super early and made myself apple cinnamon brown sugar oatmeal and black coffee bc i’m also kinda broke bc i ran away from home bc my parents were those snobby rich people and i didn’t wanty end up like that ya know? i put on a really simple outfit bc i was feeling lazy since i woke up late!

(we need to bring back sillly bandz! they r so much fun!!) 

So i was walking to my early 8 oclock class all the way on the otherside of campus when suddenly ther e was a frisbee flying right at my face! I tried to dodge it but it still hit me right in the nose and i screamed so loud i didnt hear anything else but me screaming in really loud pain. 

“Are u ok??” i grab my nose in pain but it doesnt rlly feel broken or bleeding so i open my eyes that i didnt evern realized that i had close to see rlly gold eyes staring down at me. I scrunch up my eyebrows bc im confused bc he’s wearing overalls and a straw hat? Did i hit my head or something and am now seeing things?

“I’m ok do i know u?” i ask.. despite him looking weird in his farmer outfit he looked familiar so i had to ask.

“Sometimes i go to the diner u work at after im done at the farm bc there are good mochi waffles (a/n omg wait do they serve mochi waffles at dinners? I’ve only had it from  bakery xD)” he says with a really cool tone. I nod my head bc it makes sense. Before i can say thank you to him for asking how i am doing he grab my hand “please marry meand my cofarmer” 

“W-w-w-what??????” i yell my heart is pounding bc even though he is really super pretty i don’t eevn remember him ever being at the diner and like i remember a lot of my customers faces bc a lot of them come back a lot. 

“Marry us we will make u super happy pls it was love at first sight.” he says confidendtly (sp?) as he holds my hand tighter and tighter.

“I-i-i-i-i-i don’t even know ur name???” i whisper softly under my breath, “HOW can i marry u???”

“Shinsuke…..” a deep voice goes off behind me and i pull my hand out of his hand to look behind me, a big big BIG man stands there also wearing overalls and a straw hat and also a single wheat hanging from his kissable lips.

“Wakatoshi i have found the perfect housewife for us,, i have asked her to marry us.”

“But i’m just a normal girl from a normal world, how can i possible be apart of the world the two of you have made in the farm world?” the offer was amazing, the life of a housewife for these two perfect men that i’ve met by chance.

“She doesn’t havea choice the wedding is tonight ur marrying us.” the man who was called wakatoshi says with a very serious voice and facial expression. before i can ask hes suddenly pulling me to my feet and dragging me away.

“i have class!!” i say in protest as he continues to pull me towards a green tractor.

“you don’t need education…do you know how to sweep and cook eggs? and maybe make butter?” shinsuke asks following behind as wakatoshi pulls me onto the tractor.

“of course i can make eggs! but why butter?”

“we live on a farm darlin’ ya gotta know how to make butter.” shinsuke says and i nod my head. it makes sense.

“i can’t just leave my life behind tho i’ve gotten this far all by myself” i sigh even tho i’m comfortably sitting in wakatoshis lap i can’t let myself fall victim to their charms!!! i’m independent !!!

“give it up already your ours now…..” wakatoshi says seriously. i pout. he can’t just talk to me like that. i’m not a kid! i go to unverisity and have a job!!! 

“it’s too late ur already wearing the engagement ring” i look down at my hand and gasp to see a beautiful ring on my finger.

“this cant be real?” i shake my head my head.

“we already have your dress and the venue ready.”

“what?” the big grrrn tractor pulls up to a really pretty outdoor wedding venue. my jaw drops to see my entire family, even my parents waiting.

“go in there” wakatoshi points at a tent and i nod. i walk over and am immediately being changed by two guys who look the same?

“don’t worry we r gay.”

“and twins.”

“but not gay for each other bc that’d be illegal or something  and the author would get Cancelled™” it makes sense. i turn and look in the mirror and i gasp. i look beautiful. i may be an average girl but in this moment my velvet chestnut locks are curled to perfect perfection and the makeup isn’t too much or too little. these gay twins sure worked their magic!

i step out of the tent and look down the aisle to see my two farmer husbands looking handsome as ever (here’s what we look like teehee xD i know we look super cute!!) 

“y/n, im sorry me and ur moms bitchy richness made u run away but please let me walk u down the aisle on ur wedding day.”

“hello my name is agayshi and i am also gay, and here to officiate your wedding.”

“wait ur gay too?”

“yeah i’m married to that guy over there in the wacky inflatable cars salesman suit but we’re both respectively fucjing one of those gay twins. any way. do you y/n y/m/n y/l/n take shinsuke canonical rice farmer and ushijima farmer au to be your lawfully wedded husbands?”

“i-“ i look between the two men. my dream wedding. my dream men. i look around at all my friends and family. i nod.

“yeah i do.”

“congrats you may kiss the bride” at the same time wakatoshi and shinsuke grab my head and manage to mash all 3 of our mouths together.

i’m just so happy.

….or so i thought.

i woke up, it all turned out to be a dream </3

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(a/n: hey everyone sorry for the sad ending but like...r there rlly happy endings in real life?? soz i just think we need to get more realistic w our fanfics </3)

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